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Thread: A little scorpio humor...

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    I don't know how many others scorpios there are out there on this board, but I was researching the scorpio sign and came across this:

    Meditation for A Scorpio

    *Picture yourself near a running stream. Birds are chirping in the air. No one knows your secret place.

    *You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called "the world." The soothing sound of a waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

    *The water is crystal clear... you can easily make out the face of the person you're holding under the water.

    (Source: www.scorpiosite69.freeserve.co.uk)

    I'd bet Katchoo would get a kick out of that ;-) *ahem* I know I did... *whistles*

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    "Most Scorpios are murdered."

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    Angry

    where'd you hear that jace?

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    Some twisted horoscope readings. One of the girls I'm interested in now is a Scorp. So was the step-bro that I grew up with.

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    Hey that sounds interesting... of course you'd have to murder a scorpio, you don't want that revenge thing to kick in eh?

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    Yeah, they can be some vindictive MFs.

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    Originally posted by JaceSan:
    Some twisted horoscope readings. One of the girls I'm interested in now is a Scorp. So was the step-bro that I grew up with.
    <font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh what are you contemplating, mister?

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    If I was contemplating homicide, I certainly wouldn't be discussing it on a public forum. In fact she asked me what my reaction would be if she slashed my fingers while I was helping her break down some boxes.

    *is suddenly nervous about meeting up with this girl tonight*

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    I'm as loyal as a rescued mutt. Most of my problems have been with Capricorn girls. o_0

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    Jace, just don't tick her off, or be a disloyal creep, and I'm sure you'd survive...

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